My swollen, foul-smelling goblinscribe moistly reports that many of you had kind things to say of this blog this weekend! She is very surprised and humbled by this response and would like to blow pungent gravy-kisses at every single one of you. I hear my likeness is in many of your journals - please see to it that you groom and speak to my image every day, and appease it with the occasional virgin or cured meat platter.
For those interested in dressing in my likeness, do make sure that my breasts are properly represented in shape and texture. You may seek to construct a spring-loading mechanism for such an endeavor, and they must feel of wet sand and gravel to the touch.
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang